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Robbie: "u should add 'the twitter effect' to urban dictionary w/ this explanation"
it's like the twitter effect, a GIF of a hipster game gets a million retweets in indie circles and when it releases it get zero sales
The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
@Jamil4PF is his current Twitter handle, he is a kid who thrives to seek Attention from many people. He Has no friends and his family doesn’t care about him which is sad as it seems. He will achieve nothing in life. He will get no women and no friends. He is pathetic and needs help. He is Literally everywhere, every tweet you see he is in the comments like a sad no life reply guy he is.
“Yo you seen Jamil on twitter?
Nah bruh that mf is irrelevant
King of Twitter is a title given to Jeon Jungkook from the South Korean boy band BTS due to the major Twitter records.
As of May 5, 2021, Jungkook is only individual on Twitter to have 4 tweets with over 3 million likes, surpassing both former U.S. president Barack Obama and current U.S. president Joe Biden, both of whom have only 2 tweets with over 3 million likes. As of April 17, 2021, Jungkook is also currently the only individual in the world to have 6 tweets included in the list of “Top 30 Most Retweeted Tweets of All Time,” making him the person with the most tweets included in the list.
Jeon Jungkook breaks the Internet whenever he comes online because he is the King of Twitter.
Used to describe @themaneera7 my favourite account on Twitter 🥰 incredible tweets with a generational workrate
Wow you’re a @themaneera7 you king of twitter
When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do
Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me
. I think I'm a Twitter no life