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un-retractable foreskin

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.

Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it

un-retractable foreskin

by smegyeet August 24, 2019


Un decisive swine

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever

Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb

by Busterrox February 19, 2018


The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass

by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024

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Un-Presidented

UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.

Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

by z'mirote May 4, 2020


un-girlfriend

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.

One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.

by jmac1973 June 12, 2023


Faire une Elisio

Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.

-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio

by triceclaratops November 24, 2021


Une tuile

French word for "tile". Used as a shout before throwing an object.

Originate from a video that went viral on the french internet of a man saying "une tuile" before throwing a tile in a hole filled with water and then going "yeah"

> this hole filled with water sure looks like it needs a tile thrown on it.

> UNE TUILE
*tile hits the water*

> YEAH

by Gaspagnan May 9, 2024