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A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.
Awesome.
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Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too
Me : βΠβ(β£_β’)βΠβ
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Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.
Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!
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Name given to a used tampon.
Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.
It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.
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Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
βHey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!β
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When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.
Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
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A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.
"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"
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