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Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”
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A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
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A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.
Awesome.
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Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.
Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!
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Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock
Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock
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A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.
"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"
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When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.
Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
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