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When you and your cousin fuck.
Dude did you seriously, do it West Virginia style?
While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.
"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Pretty simple...
Just talk about how she isn't chill
get rid of virginia by telling mr hodges she uses banter
Two first or second female cousin and a non family male.
Do you want to go to the pool with me and my cousin, we are really cute and can have a West Virginia vacation.
That girl had some of the best virginia flatback i ever had!
an aggressive handjob when your partner strangles your dick so hard your head turns to a roscia red color
Sally gave me a Virginia Chicken last night!