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A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.
Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.
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A watermelon sugar high is an emotion that is felt whenever Harry Styles does anything even slightly amazing. It is a phrase that is used to describe the indescribable feeling that occurs when the name “Harry styles” is mentioned
Friend 1: “hey did you hear that Harry Styles is releasing a new album?!”
Friend 2: “omg yes! as soon as I found out, I had a watermelon sugar high! I’m so excited for it, I love Harry Styles!”
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The dried up cum of a black girl that turns into white powder when you forget to wipe your dick off after you fuck her.
"Bro I blacked out last night and forgot everything till I took a piss and saw that watermelon sugar! I can't believe I brought that bitch home!"
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I am not sure i know, but if its trending for 4 years, it sure is epic as fuck. Or just a sign of a circlejerk.
— any watermelon sugar, sir?
— oh fuck yeah, please, watermelon sugar is epicc and based.
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Watermelon sugar means oral sex
Watermelon sugar
Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
I just wanna taste it
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