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Verb: The act of zipping up a teammate's fencing jacket for them.
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1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine
do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?
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A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.
You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).
"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"
"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"
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Originated from Adventure Time episode: Season 4, Episode 6 Beyond this Earthly Realm; when Ice King makes his monologue into the TV
Its when someone makes a long rambling or speech or some sort that is confusing or pointless, and mostly directed to themselves. It is most often a very trippy speech.
Guy 1: What is the meaning of life, do we all just live to die? What purpose do we specks of grain against the surface of this great blue circle possibly have to with our own fate?
Guy 2: lol wtf bro
Guy 1: oh sorry bro just wizard talking to myself
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An infusion of magic mushrooms and cannabis in hot water.
I took butter, minced magic mushrooms, cannabis, a bit of ginger and made Wizard Stew.
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An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.
Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.
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A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.
Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."
Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"
Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"
*Bear Paw*
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