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We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.
Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*
Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.
Zach Cooley22 is him
When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Hey, its Zach Harkleroad that piece of shit.
Zahra and Zach world be a cute couple, but at first one of them would not like the other but a little longer they will eventually like eachother
Zach and Zahra are cute
a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.
I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.
Zach Duckollari loves playing with kids and wants to be a teacher when he grows up. He loves hanging out with them and playing tag. His passionate love for kids knows no bounds.
Zach Duckollari likes to teach