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When having sex with your partner, and randomly slipping your finger into their asshole while still fucking
1. Hey, me and my gf tried to stick a finger in it last night
2. Ew thats disgusting
1. I know but she thought it was really hot
What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
Your thumb
Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!
You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger
Holding up ring finger
Someone has these fingers if they are an aspiring donald trump or trumpie
Person 1: *is done eating cheetos with Cheeto Fingers*
Person 2: soon you're gonna want to build a wall and go psycho
SIDE NOTE- FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Giving the finger to delete unwanted social media posts.
I gave those zealots the dumpster finger about a dozen times today on Facebook.