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Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.
They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"
Friends that have seen each other naked
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
He/she was a fairweather friend.
Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.