SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI

when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?

someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33

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Like low

When a old man says "like low" it usually means that they want their pc volume to be lower than average or wanted you to search up the definition of "like low" after searching the definition of "low"

"What volume is low?"
"Like low....."

Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

Bouncing Like A Boomerang

A Person Jumps So Much They Look Like A Boomerang

Im Bouncing Like A Boomerang

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar