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The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.
See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese
I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.
website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis
When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”