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June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt
Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!
The moment when your jerking off, however a man's penis is shown in the porno, thus causing you to take a pause and cut your nut short.
Bro I was about to squirt, but I saw that penis so I knew I had to cut a nut.
Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way
A two minute blitz attack by a faction in a war game.
We can beat this team with a Nut Push™
a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.
Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.
1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all
1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"
2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"
Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "