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Drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a dump. Some people say "dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool". Since the Cosby's are black (brown), and so is shit, it makes perfect sense. The pool represents the toilet.

Be right back, I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by 1mp t3h p1mp March 18, 2005

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Drop off some plates

The act of taking a dump, but as described by how many terds/or the physical amount of pooh being dropped into the toilet at a specific time.

Man, I should not have had those enchiladas, I gotta go drop off some plates.

Man, I just dropped off three plates in the shitter.

Dude, I gotta drop off some plates.

by jigsawlvmc March 8, 2009

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blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface July 29, 2005

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Dropping the kids off at the pool

A term meaning to have a bowel movement; to POOP!

"HAHAHA Dawg, im dropping the kids off at the pool." -Bird Turd

"I want to go swimming :("- Doo Doo Brain

by Birdie<3/ Bird Turd February 24, 2011

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double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

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drop the kids off at the pool

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.

While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

by hlavity February 15, 2008

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I'm about to go off

The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game

Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."

by LitLitYah February 4, 2017

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