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brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014


Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.

Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021


Brown bullet

When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet

My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago

by Lllll December 23, 2019

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Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021


Brown lounge

A brown lounge is achieved by defecating on your partners face. Next you must mount their face saddling it, smooshing said expelled content over their face. Creating, a brown lounge.

I can’t wait to turn my partner into a brown lounge tonight

by Spicyqueen February 22, 2023


Brown A- Bomb

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.

"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'

by slickcj June 29, 2010


Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021