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December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.
Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.
flmaingo referenc?!??!?!?!?
also used in roleplays
person1: EYES TURN RED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
person2: NO PLEAS DONT KIL MI
popularized from the song "keep it G" by famous artist Rod Wave - a red baby can either be a child u look after like your own or your girlfriend or boyfriend that you would so anything for.
"let that would been my lady "my red baby" 250 onna nigga head he can f*ck around and d!e to night"
When you mix 2 colours together.
Mixing red and white makes pink.
1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!