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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 11, 2013


nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023


Bug Nuts

Someone who has a lot of Swag Money ¥olo. And likes to call the moon mars & wishes that Elon musk would take us to the moon already. Also donated to Kony 2012

Yo who’s that “Bug Nuts?” She bad bro

by N78-Dawg September 4, 2020


nut stick

Male genitals, a penis.

Dude, my nut stick is so big!

by sportygspot June 12, 2010


3 nut chase

when you nut three times and chase it down with vodka

I just had a crazy 3 nut chase last night

by 3 nut chase August 31, 2022


foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.

dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut

by nomnomnut April 20, 2024


nut dust

dry penis juice

example: omg! the pp juice turned into nut dust

by ikilldachair April 17, 2024