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when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝
John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.
The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.
a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th
When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out
Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.
When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.
1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.
2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!
a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)
Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?
Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper