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"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang
Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny
When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.
The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.
The time when your shit leaves your anus and falls into the toilet.
- I'm gonna have you guys move along, so I can take a shit.
- Alright. Careful of the drop time.
When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
An embittered poet, a slave to this black blade
Oh, my heart still searches for truth, a lost age
I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
These robes, purple royal, claim me their own
From a city lost in dust, I stand alone
Evil thoughts; evil minds; must I live like I do?
Without fear, on borrowed time she helps me through
I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
To search for love, to search for love
All in my heart, is this enough love...
As Satan's child, I stand alone in hand
I'm a nomad of this desert, barren lands
My time is short, wild gods of air and sea
Stand by your corruption, and thrive by sorcery
I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time