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friends

something you don’t have

Person 1: You have no friends, bastard.

Person 2: ikr

by ASDF162 September 20, 2019


Friend

Someone who will invest in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks

You know what since we’re friends I will invest bro.

by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019


Friend

Someone who supports you no matter what even if they don’t believe in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks

You know what I will invest because we’re friends.

by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019


Friend

Someone you know and are comfortable talking to.

To make friends, always talk about politics and religion to strangers in public and at family gatherings.

That person over there is my friend.

by Chadwick🍷🗿 July 8, 2023


friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it

1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends

by mean fish November 21, 2021


friends

humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.

i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!

hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.

by specialist_0 January 4, 2022


Friend

A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.

Tom: I made a new friend today.
Fred: Cool.

by Rhoddium September 28, 2021