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The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.
“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.
Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah
When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.
He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.
A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."