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A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.
Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.
A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
After anally fisting someone, you have earned your "Brown Bracelet"
I plunged my fist so far in her ass! Earned my brown bracelet bro!
He has autism and likes transformers lol he should die and he also likes gay sex with Matthew ward Ha lol
Erik Brown is gay
A spaztic who would stick by your side no matter what. Someone who will treat you like family as long as you do the same to him. Someone used to be shaped like a boulder but now looks like a fucking twig but still has the strength of Tyson-fucking-Fury. Someone who will fuck you up if he has to but is also a 2 year old toddler by heart
Daniel Lockton-Brown is a fucking bitch but we still love him (no homo)
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
When you need to poop and your poop starts coming out
Damn hurry home I gotta peeking brown