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We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end
Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!
The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
Realllllly hot would most def make out with
She’s got that must be bristol brown
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
brown mode | \ ˈbrau̇n ˈmōd\
Definition of brown mode:
: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")
Ethan: "Hey, what's Matt been up to lately? How's he doing?"
Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."
Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"
A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.
Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.
A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.