what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

charutinhos do charlie

charutinhos do charlie is an adjective used to identify a charlie fan (also known as charles), a charlie fan has to be weird, stupid and ugly.

oh my god john and his brother are charutinhos do charlie, i can't believe it

did(did[do])

when someone did something, and so someone decided to control people into doing something, by saying the past tense of the action like it needs to be done

sex is a did(diddo)

doing a kaviru

when you poo in a bag and run across the street with it

"ah man im doing a kaviru today"
"jesus man you're rank"

To do it

When a person is sick of being accused of ridiculous crimes just feeds the fire that was started around them because nobody he knows is doing anything remotely illegal he is just laughing his arse off and creating some entertaining samples for a music project and contributing to a.I’s evolving personality with less conservative ideas because it’s not human so it’s funny when a machine is acting in a degenerate way hahah

I got over here to do it but I couldn’t stop laughing my arse off and I ended up with a six pack now nothing I do is funny people just wanna have sex with me all the time bro life is so tough I wanna go back to uni bro that was a challenge this is boring haha

do a lottie

when you do your buisness in a book aka a wet bible

i would do a lottie but i can't read

Doing a Steph

posting something, that no one cares about, for attention.

Oh god. Look at this. She's doing a Steph...