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When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.
Euphemism for blazing a joint; partying hearty
She's chill; she burns down
Pig it down
Say you've just finished the gym in Salisbury and you're eating a subway. Someone walks past you and says PIG IT DOWN
Person: eats finishes gym and sits on a bench to eat a Subway
Person 2: *walks past* PIG IT DOWN
Person: what a cunt
Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right
Person 1: I was swiping on Tinder and this guy had me look up a strange phrase I had never heard of before.
Person 2: Sounds like a Pick Down Artist. What did you do?
Person 1: Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right
Person 2: Good call
Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.
Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?
A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.
The most advance and effective form of ball-tapping.
A move executed from behind, it involves grabbing the balls from between someone's legs, and pulling them "Down, back and then up." The victim should fall forward due to the nature of the attack.
Being a sneak attack, It is extremely effective and easier to pull off than the common ball-tap.
Variations include just a simple "Back and up" move, exactly the same but without the first Down pull. The victim should be lifted into the air before falling forward; this is very humiliating.
Lyman: So I was standing there minding my own business, when that jerk Matt came behind and Down-Back-Up'd me.
Ryan: Ouch man, slap dat ho
Maybe one day we can all go down-back-upping in the woods!