I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do
You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.
Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple
When ur edgy af and put coal around your eyes instead of eyeliner.
To do a Tanzie: “My liner’s empty and I didn’t have time to buy a new one, so I just put fuckin’ coal around my eyes instead”
what the MAGA cultist squealed as he was booted from Drumpf's klan rally
young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.
Tricking an incredibly hot girl to send you nudes on the internet so you can jerk off and ghost her.
I’m doing a charcoal to
Shimmy. She’s super hot!
Dieing from a stupid act on Destiny
BA: dies from shooting rocket launcher to close to himself"im doing a Kilo"
girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!