Get a badge and a cupon for ice cream

Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.

Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.

Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.

Guy #2- Really? Go you.

Girl- What the fuck...?

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Can i get a hot tub

wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.

Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!

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get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.

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get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.

Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you

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where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

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Get away from the flamin' boatshed!

1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"

A: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*

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Where do you get off?

A question asked when someone has done something considered to be awkward, strange, and/or just plain odd.

A rather literal analogy: When on a city bus/train/subway/etc., you might meet some odd person. You might ask "Where do you get off?" as in asking what stop they get off at, wondering if they live in a neighbourhood with strange folk.

Probably not the true origin of the term, but that seems like a pretty good guess if you ask me.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I like to run around naked with a ball of wool in my hand, and my cat chases me trying to get the ball of wool. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy 2: "Where do you get off?"

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