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Blowing $2K on dinner and floor seats to an event then furiously masturbating alone at the end of the night.
After the Heat game I had to demon time for 4 hours straight.
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The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.
Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.
Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.
Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Fuck that time terrorist!
No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.
That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
when the habs knock the pens and caps out of the playoffs
when the habs knock the pens and caps out of the playoffs...beauty times
It's where you pin me against the wall, squeeze hard and kiss passionately touching me all over my body with gentle and then aggressive touches afterwards licking me to make me wet..
Jessica:Hey do You know what I had yesterday?
Lauren:what?
Jessica:Just regular horny time
-Awesome
When Scooby, Shaggy & the gang on the Scooby Doobie Do cartoon bring the bad guys to justice, and the meddling kids can finally relax and enjoy the victory - it's shag time...
When the Devil is on his knees begging Jesus to be his Lord & Savior, indeed we will know it's shag time...
When a golden retriever eats your ass.
Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”
Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.”