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When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds
Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!
We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end
Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!
The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
Realllllly hot would most def make out with
She’s got that must be bristol brown
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there