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Pro- friend is a word you use when you have MAJOR commitment issues but you really like the person. Is basically another word for boyfriend without the commitment / title.. it's like the in-between for friend zone and boyfriend
IM going out on a date with my pro-friend
Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
The loud friend is someone who tries to hard to fit in . The loud friend always makes jokes and cant SHUT UP even if they really want to. The loud friend may be loud but sometimes they force themselves to smile just to make YOU happy . God bless the loud friend.
Person 1 ) hey who's that person who wont SHUT UP ?
Person 2) Oh that's just the loud friend .
Person 1) Makes sense I guess .
Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.
That fake friend used me to get closer to him!
a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*