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the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
You damn monkey steamer
an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song
I found the Aztec Rave Monkey event last night and now I got eystrains
A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube
A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<
2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey
the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!
jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum
“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”
“We’re taking you to therapy”