Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
I bet he pulled a nigga carrot
someone who bullshits completely and really believes that everyone buys it. runs on his own time despite the inconvienance to other people, lies about where he is at even when caught, overly sensative, and will completely lie about how much money he as on him.
not a chrisass nigga: hey, where are you?
a chrisass nigga: maaan, im all the way across town.
*5 minutes later is seen walking out of his moms house down the street.
The art of a Nigga who practices self discipline in martial arts and rises to the challenge of life by doing so.
"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how does one master the art of Nigga-Fu?"
"Get me more fent and I'll tell you..."
the Professy Nigga is a person that spreads prophecies around to random people online. they also spelled “prophecy” wrong which adds to the humour. they choose their targets at random so people never know who’ll be next. their “prophecies” also seem to be complete nonsense.
Person A: hey someone told me last night that I was gonna lose a show
Person: that wasn’t a person, that was the Professy Nigga
When you see a nigga with a rollie on his wrist you boonk his ass
"Ouh maaan you see this nigga rollie imma boonk a nigga ass*takes the rollie* BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT!!!"
someone that is used or helps someone reach a goal and is droppeds, dumped or simply not needed anymore. some one you moved on on to someone else after they did something good for you.
example: After my wife achieved her dreams of opening an insurance broker business, she wanted a divorced. Even though I went to school and supported her for that business. I guess i was just a stepping stone nigga to her.