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Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.
your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.
This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!
I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!