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jack is gay and never shut the fuck up and has the smallest dick in the world. while elliot is fucking all the girls jack is paying people to suck his dick. if you ever play games with him you will quickly regret it because he will tell you to shut up when people are near him and then he gets killed. jack is gay.
Dies to fall damage.
"Holy shit! Jack your so bad at Fortnite, YOU DIED TO FALL DAMAGE!"
Jack
The small town’s douchy, racist, and most ignorant dude. Mostly spotted driving Broncos or a Ford F-150. Though he is a good friend, he tends to not know when to shut up. He loves making political arguments especially about the confederacy. Though at first a good boyfriend, he is not loyal yet tends to somehow have his girlfriend love him.
Jax:Did you see dude with the confederate flag on his Bronco?!?!
Abbie:Yeah, that’s my boyfriend Jack
Jack is a good to know person but he can be a cry baby.
Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:
Jack is worth more than a ton of pine nuts. I really like Jack ❤️