Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream

I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

Do Alex

When you leave the lane without saying a word, or abandon someone in general without letting him know.

- I died on top lane becuase my support did Alex on me!

-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!

fre sha vaca do

it’s a vine 🔫

“You guys should come to Del Taco because the they have a new thing called Fre-Fre sha vaca do!”

Doing a porky

When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister

He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore

I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/

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