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The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies
A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey
A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia
Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey
A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
It's Time to get freaky!!
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!