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The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
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As it says... mah dick fell off
Mah dick fell off
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When any number of a group of guys go out to a frat to specifically try and hook up with as many girls as possible. The rules are a dumpster bitch counts as 1 point and a hot girl counts as 2. Knowingly hooking up with a girl that has hooked up with another member of the competition is 3 points. please visit the wikipedia page for a further and in depth description
Binge Drinking Bilge Off
Hey look, theres an ugly girl, if i hook up with her thats a point. sweet.
Hey look, theres a hot girl, thats two points.
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used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.
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Similar to "stay in you lane" this phrase refers to when someone is stealing your thing.
Caitlin: I think I'm going to start wearing all black and referring to myself as a"creative"
Megan: Seriously!? That's my thing. Get off my wave!
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The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.
"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"
"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."
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A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.
Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.
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