Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

In the bag

Contrary to “getting the bag”, being “in the bag” references to being in a depressive episode, dissociative, or just generally sad.

Sorry for not responding, or for hanging out the past two weeks… I’ve been really in the bag.

bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

Scum bag

Anyone that comes or supports the county of Mayo in Ireland

They are scum bags on that team