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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle
Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug
Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.
Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.
after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....
Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.
The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.
For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned
To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."
"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"
"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.
"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"