A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend
“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown”
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”
The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.
Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
Naailah Browne is a person who really likes eating brownes while laughing. This type of people usually sit on discord all day and weight about 200 pounds
"Look shes eating brownes, shes such a naailah browne"
The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food
After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...
Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*