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Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!
Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.
Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
A friend you chat up with occasionally
I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .
When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.
Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.
Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun