The male mist favourite toy in the world
What where you doing last night
You now playing with my penis
“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded
The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".
You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.
The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy
You have a small penis
Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football