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Nut tugger

Guy who tugs on his balls too much. Usually associated with someone who is dumb, has unprotected sexual contact that lands them with crabs or STDs

Chad caught the clap again last week from some trap. What a nut tugger.

by Little Kitten of Doom January 1, 2019


Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 12, 2024


Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014


shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 1, 2017


BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021


Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.

Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"

by Sakor December 5, 2022


Tag Nut

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 14, 2024