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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019


beer with the top down

Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.

by Madam patterson April 26, 2024


Down-Back-Up

The most advance and effective form of ball-tapping.

A move executed from behind, it involves grabbing the balls from between someone's legs, and pulling them "Down, back and then up." The victim should fall forward due to the nature of the attack.

Being a sneak attack, It is extremely effective and easier to pull off than the common ball-tap.

Variations include just a simple "Back and up" move, exactly the same but without the first Down pull. The victim should be lifted into the air before falling forward; this is very humiliating.

Lyman: So I was standing there minding my own business, when that jerk Matt came behind and Down-Back-Up'd me.
Ryan: Ouch man, slap dat ho

Maybe one day we can all go down-back-upping in the woods!

by GoatNoises September 20, 2009


Gaying me down

When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.

When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.

Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"

Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".

"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."

by Pancer Man December 6, 2013


cami me down

the phrase "cami me down" means to down someone's cami

this phrase originated in cumy penis land

this phrase can also mean to beat the living shit out of someone

yo cami me down 😏

by December 17, 2020


Busting down timmy

when timmy is busting it down sexual style

GEE WHILIKERS THERE GOES BUSTING DOWN TIMMY

by timmybustingdown September 18, 2022


Mad Far Down

When something is like, really far down, or at the bottom.

Aidan: Wish man, look at the bottom of the cliff from here
Evan: Ya man, it's like, mad far down.

by Kryan51 September 23, 2016