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Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right
Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky
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A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.
Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"
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A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.
Joker: How about another joke Murray?
Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!
Murray: Call the police!
Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*
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Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"
Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!
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when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped
a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped
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that's cause jesus christ is my
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my
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