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The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.
Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong
miss jacks is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. she will help you through any of your problems and cheer you up on a gloomy day. she is gorgeous, kind-hearted, caring and such a perfect person altogether. if you come across a miss jacks, you should hold onto her <3
student #1. who’s your favourite teacher??
student #2. miss jacks!!
student #1. OMG SAME !!!!!
Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
Jack jack sack attack
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Jack jack sack attack
jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”
A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean