Brown Halls

A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.

When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.

Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.

Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.

Brown Rocket

It's pretty self explanatory… firing a rocket and coming out brown…

Pretty much when you fuck a butt hole and you pull out and you have shit on your dick.

Bruv, I gave that chick a hell of a brown rocket last night!