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When two Hispanic women get together and discuss each others business about everyone else.
I'm gonna have some coffesita time with my girl cuz we have a lot to talk about.
RIGHT FUCKING NOW... but cutely :3
Team leader: Hey First Sergeant wants to see you in his office Time Meow
Private: ah fuck
Me: was cracking
You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick
reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008
"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said
The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.
Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.
A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
DMV Slang as if someone is serious
Stop messing with me man time before I do something to you