A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again
Jack the nerd, this might be cheesey but you can call me jack
plays basketball and sweats all over the floor. usually fumbles the bag. uses not your mothers hair products. eats watermelon.def has jibizz in his crocs. he had a kind soul. he probably has a hoe hat that he got on one of his yearly tips. he loves dogs and likes bucket hats!
Hot girl: “yo who’s that boy u like”
boy: “oh you mean jack?”
hot girl: “yeah”
jack is the name of a white boy who probably has shirt brown or red hair. if you know anyone named jack, we can all agree, he is probably really funny, and charming. there’s also a chance, jack is a nickname he uses, for his real name john, jackson, or joseph. jack is usually pretty rebellious and a rule breaker, who beats up teachers. jack may or may not be smart, he for sure is a jack-ass though!
“wow bro, you are SOOO funny!!! you keep pulling a JACK on use hahaha!”
Best salesman you will ever meet huge cock and his friends all have small penises who work in SA
I just heard that guy on the phone he’s a real jack look at his buldge
A fat man with glasses who will try to push you all the time and steal your girlfriend
Look at that jack he is so stealabe
A god with a goliath penis, its so big that it makes people gay. They drool over his massive cock and wish that it belonged to them
Jacks giant horse cock is desirable by all.
There are definitely more than one of them at your school.
"Hey, did you hear about jack?"
"which one there are like 9"