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website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis
When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile
Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.