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puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 05, 2017


Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010


Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024


Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl

A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.

I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!

by CheesyDinos December 03, 2023


Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much

1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.

by MNEman14 November 07, 2010


Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese

Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one

by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022


cheeseing your soup

The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter

Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?

by Soup cheeser December 02, 2015